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  • January 28, 2009 at 1:24 am #77624
    McHaven
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    The best effect pedals always seem to have a name that could double as either a sexual position, or a sex toy.

    Case in Point:
    Pulsar
    Wiggler
    the Worm
    Electric Mistress
    Bassballs
    Big Muff
    Steel Leather
    White Finger
    Black Finger

    But maybe I’m just a pervert.

    January 28, 2009 at 1:44 am #92066
    julian
    Moderator

    Iggy Pop once said that guitarists care about 2 things: playing guitar and chasing girls. We’re just all perverts.

    January 28, 2009 at 1:47 am #92067
    JordanLikesToRock
    Member

    Funny, a couple days ago I told my mom I was looking to buy an electric mistress and this is what she said:

    “You don’t need a mistress, manual or electric!”

    :facepalm:

    January 28, 2009 at 2:29 am #92073
    PumpkinPieces
    Member

    Effector 13/Devi Ever ‘Soda Meiser’ would be a nice one to add to the list.

    January 28, 2009 at 2:55 am #92075
    julian
    Moderator
    Quote:
    Funny, a couple days ago I told my mom I was looking to buy an electric mistress and this is what she said:

    “You don’t need a mistress, manual or electric!”

    :facepalm:

    You got to tell her “I’m looking to buy an Electro-Harmonix Flanger.”

    January 28, 2009 at 4:02 am #92082
    Costch
    Participant

    I told my mom I bought a Big Muff, and she took it the wrong way. By the way, I’m semi watching comedy central, and I am just realizing how much I hate that obnoxious little John Stewart. *Shudders*

    edit by McHaven: Took out an unnecessary word.

    January 28, 2009 at 5:02 am #92088
    julian
    Moderator

    Jon Stewart makes me laugh my ass off.

    Little perhaps. . .

    Obnoxious? If you don’t agree with him.

    January 28, 2009 at 5:25 am #92091
    John J
    Member

    Jon Stewart makes me laugh sometimes, but I hate how he yells all the time – it gets pretty obnoxious…

    I know Zack Vex cites Mike & Co.’s Big Muff when justifying the name of the Super Hard On… Look what you guys started!

    January 28, 2009 at 11:53 am #92105
    dsl1
    Member
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    Effector 13/Devi Ever ‘Soda Meiser’ would be a nice one to add to the list.

    I’ve had one of these for a year & I just got the meaning – it never occured to me :doh:

    January 28, 2009 at 12:06 pm #92106
    electro-melx
    Moderator

    Stereo Memory Man with Hazarai :freak:

    actually McHaven, I think you may be just a pervert!

    ‘The Worm’ is pushing the theory a bit far I think……. :D

    When I hear ‘pulsar’ sex toys isn’t the first thing that springs to my mind either if i’m honest!!!

    ….actually for some bizarre reason I always think of Pokemon because water pokemon do an attack called ‘water pulse’….well that or highly magnetized, rotating neutron stars that emit beams of electromagnetic radiation of course.

    January 28, 2009 at 12:15 pm #92107
    asatbluesboy
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    Effector 13/Devi Ever ‘Soda Meiser’ would be a nice one to add to the list.

    I’ve had one of these for a year & I just got the meaning – it never occured to me :doh:

    lol I had never really thought of that either. :doh: :doh:

    January 28, 2009 at 12:24 pm #92108
    electro-melx
    Moderator

    BTW is ‘The Black Finger’ named after Angelina Grimké’s poem of the same name?

    January 28, 2009 at 1:48 pm #92125
    BlueSteel
    Participant

    Haha i’ve never thought of the pedal names that way.

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    I told my mom I bought a Big Muff, and she took it the wrong way. By the way, I’m semi watching comedy central, and I am just realizing how much I hate that obnoxious little John Stewart. *Shudders*

    edit by McHaven: Took out an unnecessary word.

    John Stewart is so funny! his show and The Colbert Report are the best! I like the Colbert Report better though.

    January 28, 2009 at 2:37 pm #92128
    Costch
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    Haha i’ve never thought of the pedal names that way.

    Quote:
    I told my mom I bought a Big Muff, and she took it the wrong way. By the way, I’m semi watching comedy central, and I am just realizing how much I hate that obnoxious little John Stewart. *Shudders*

    edit by McHaven: Took out an unnecessary word.

    John Stewart is so funny! his show and The Colbert Report are the best! I like the Colbert Report better though.

    Colbert is actually funny and tolerable, but Stewart is very loud and obnoxious.

    January 28, 2009 at 3:19 pm #92131
    BlueSteel
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    Haha i’ve never thought of the pedal names that way.

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    I told my mom I bought a Big Muff, and she took it the wrong way. By the way, I’m semi watching comedy central, and I am just realizing how much I hate that obnoxious little John Stewart. *Shudders*

    edit by McHaven: Took out an unnecessary word.

    John Stewart is so funny! his show and The Colbert Report are the best! I like the Colbert Report better though.

    Colbert is actually funny and tolerable, but Stewart is very loud and obnoxious.

    I don’t really watch the daily show that much so what ive seen it is okay, but i prefer the colbert report and i watch it all the time. Have you read his book “I am America (And So Can You!)?

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