What I’m looking for is a phaser that is absolutely insane in every conceivable way. My Small Stone, of which I have no interest in ridding myself, is cool and collected, and its big brother, the Polyphase, is a continuation of that theme; yet I sometimes yearn for the sheer padded-wall nature of something like the Lovetone Doppelganger or a 4ms Phaseur Moire. Here’s the rub, though: I’ve also been eying the Morley Pro Phaser from the 1970s, which has the longest sweep of any expression-pedal-based phaser I have ever seen, which has to be good.

So, could we have tbat expression pedal goodness of the Tel-Ray Morley Pro Phaser, the insanity of the Phaseur Moire, and the everything-good-about-Electro-Harmonix-ness of Electro-Harmonix, all combined into one phenomenal phase shifter?