I had a dream last night that it was my birthday and I got a 2880, a HOG, a Memory Boy, and a bunch of other pedals. It was awesome, and I had no clue why I was getting so much stuff.

Then I was in a car with some family members that apparently doubled as a boat, and we were crossing the river (which in the dream was about as wide as the Amazon) to Pittsburgh, which there were apparently no bridges for.