hey guys. i know everyone is on here freakin out because they havent heard from me for a couple weeks (sarcasm). im in new york on vacation. i will be here till august 12th so then i will be more frequent then. so i had to get on ehx today because last night, i had an ehx dream!

so heres my dream:
i was at some school or something and we were all on computers. to get on youtube, you had to have an admin password so i had to sneak one from a teacher without them noticing. so i grabbed the password and went to youtube because (check this) i wanted to watch viral videos of jurassic park! i thought i might check up on the ehx blog while i was at it and the page loaded. i couldnt believe my eyes! there was at least 10 new products. the only one that i kinda knew what i was looking at was portrayed as “a leg off of the old deluxe electric mistress” and i cant remember the name though. it looked super sweet. purple and green swirls with tons of knobs and lights. i guess it was supposed to be the best flanger ever made. now the other products were all technical names like the ntks-2500. what really pissed me off about these is that they had smaller knobs than the normal but they were like tall boss knobs. i thought it looked so dumb. they were like large xo boxes but even bigger. and what made me even further mad is that they put out a new product that was in the hexagonal prism box. i didnt like that. i was happy that there were new products but i was unhappy with each individual one. then i woke up.