…but in pedal size. As small as possible.

The idea is a very clean loud amp that takes pedals well. I think 300-400 watts into 8ohms would do the trick. And an ultralight 1×6, 1×8 or 1×10 cab to match. The whole rig should be about 10 pounds, and I would like a gig bag to hold everything including my Telecaster.

You could also put a bass and treble/baxandall eq’ed preamp in there. I just wanna sound like grant green, and carry all my gear in one trip.

While you’re at it, you could take all this water I have lying around and turn it into wine or, better yet, beer.