This seriously needs to happen – sort of like a Hard Rock Cafe, but dedicated to EHX.
All the music would have to be famous songs that use EHX gear.
EHX gear hanging on walls, with rare pieces behind glass.

Big Muff Pie = pizza of course, full of gooey creamy cheese
Memory Man = a salad with spinach, blueberries, and onions (all memory boosting foods of course)
Holy Grail = Chianti or Merlot served in a chalice
Small Stone = I’m thinking maybe a milkshake with a real cherry floating on top (pit included of course)
Electric Mistress = sounds like a good liqueur shot, with Chartreuse and mint maybe?
The Hot Foot = foot-long spicy sausage
Wiggler = tube pasta, probably bucatini
Worm = escargot?
Dirt Road Special = sundae with Rocky Road?

What else could we put on the menu?